It is a well-known fact that sex is one of the leading sales techniques used by marketers today. A beautiful girl, or some clever innuendos can easily rejuvenate what was once a dull product. This is all but the case for technology and its associated items as the gap between sex and the tech industry is quite wide. Sure it is shrinking, but it is still quite wide. How silly would it be to have a sexed up processor that is labeled as perfect for viewing the latest high definition pornography; even sillier, a new PCI-Express card with an ultra super special port.
Enter the OhMiBod. The OhMiBod is the first of its kind, in that it is the first music-powered vibrator. Yes, you have read that correctly: music-powered vibrator. The OhMiBod is a revolutionary new vibrator that is designed to work hand in hand with your iPod (Or other music players).
The 7 1/2" long sex toy is the bridge that most tech enthusiasts have been waiting for. Seriously, this is the kind of thing you sit and think to yourself about "How cool that would be if." But how does it work?
The designers of the OhMiBod have integrated into the vibrator music sensing circuitry that transforms tones and frequencies from your music, through an included splitter and audio cable, into a non-repetitive and ever changing sequence of vibrations. This simple method of delivery promises an orgasmic experience that allows not only the user to become involved in their music, but practically guarantees that every session with the OhMiBod will be a different experience. But how does it work??
(I'm just sitting here laughing. I wonder if this is an Apple-approved periphery?)
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It is a well-known fact that sex is one of the leading sales techniques used by marketers today. A beautiful girl, or some clever innuendos can easily rejuvenate what was once a dull product. This is all but the case for technology and its associated items as the gap between sex and the tech industry is quite wide. Sure it is shrinking, but it is still quite wide. How silly would it be to have a sexed up processor that is labeled as perfect for viewing the latest high definition pornography; even sillier, a new PCI-Express card with an ultra super special port.
Enter the OhMiBod. The OhMiBod is the first of its kind, in that it is the first music-powered vibrator. Yes, you have read that correctly: music-powered vibrator. The OhMiBod is a revolutionary new vibrator that is designed to work hand in hand with your iPod (Or other music players).
The 7 1/2" long sex toy is the bridge that most tech enthusiasts have been waiting for. Seriously, this is the kind of thing you sit and think to yourself about "How cool that would be if." But how does it work?
The designers of the OhMiBod have integrated into the vibrator music sensing circuitry that transforms tones and frequencies from your music, through an included splitter and audio cable, into a non-repetitive and ever changing sequence of vibrations. This simple method of delivery promises an orgasmic experience that allows not only the user to become involved in their music, but practically guarantees that every session with the OhMiBod will be a different experience. But how does it work??
(I'm just sitting here laughing. I wonder if this is an Apple-approved periphery?)