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Gotta love weepingcock... you find the weirdest, most disturbing, "that got published?" shit on there. But this one may take the cake... follow the link below, if you dare, to read 2 pages of a published book containing the most truly remarkable and nonsensical metaphors I've ever seen used to describe a beautiful woman. I just... I don't have words. Just read it. o.o (it's not really porn, per se, in spite of the comm I got it in - it's just a description of a naked woman before having sex. It's still traumatizing).

http://vandonovan.livejournal.com/1088311.html?#cutid1

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*squee* Evidently HP: HBP will be released in Australia on the 16th! Which would be the 15th in Canada, and the movie's being released here on the 17th, meaning that I'll be seeing it 2 days earlier than if I'd been at home! Sweeeeeet. Plus I'll hopefully get to see it with rainbowpegacorn, since I vaguely plan to be in Brisbane around that time. Awesome. Can't wait!! :) (though I won't have my robe, which is rather sad... oh well.)